Thursday, November 29, 2007
Fun: Manning a help-desk!Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?Male customer: Hello... I can't print.Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and.....Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Is that your left or my left?
Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...
Helpdesk: And now hit F8.Customer: It's not working.Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.Customer: OKHelpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?Customer: YesHelpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah ... that one does work!
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a Capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
A customer couldn't get on the Internet: -Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?Customer: Yes I'm sure. I watched my colleague do it.Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?Customer: Five stars.
Helpdesk: What anti-virus programme do you use?Customer: Netscape.Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus programme.Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer.
Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you?Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can You please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?Helpdesk: Uhh? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be
helping me?
Helpdesk: How may I help you?Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, I have the letter " a ", but how do I get the circle around it?Jul 3, 2005
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8:43 PM
Monday, November 26, 2007
Found this at littlespeck.com
damn funny...
Fathers know best..maybe
4 years: My daddy can do anything.
7 years: My dad knows a lot, a whole lot.
8 years: My father doesn't know quite everything.
12 years: Oh, well, naturally Father doesn't knowthat, either.
14 years: Father? Hopelessly old-fashioned.
21 years: Oh, that man is out-of-date. What did youexpect?
25 years: He knows a little bit about it, but not much.
30 years: Maybe we ought to find out what Dad thinks.
35 years: A little patience. Let's get Dad's assessment before we do anything.
50 years: I wonder what Dad would have thought aboutthat. He was pretty smart.
60 years: My Dad knew absolutely everything!
65 years: I'd give anything if Dad were here so I couldtalk this over with him. I really miss that man.
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11:35 AM
Sunday, November 18, 2007
went to sch from 7.30 to 9.30 on last friday. damn sad cos we'll be leaving sch 4eva.
jus hope that someone from our class will go 2 the same sec school as me.
we went to daniel's hse after sch and me, sway sao, jj ''shou qian shou'' and danced all the way 2 daniel's hse.
nothing new to me except the funtion room cos i went to daniel's hse b4.
we had ''brunch'' at the function room( brunch cos i didnt have breakfast).
there were prata hotdoggies, samosas, curry puffs, cheese cubes and drinks.
the girls ''booked'' one table for themselves while the guys ''booked'' another.
there was a mini cheese cube war going on between the guys and the girls.
''bowl jie'' aka celene, was trying to maintain order and got jj and jun teck irritated so they threw cheese cubes at her. jun teck ended up with one in his ear.
we played water bombs, sponsered by jay. we tried to swim but there was a super irritating security guard who stopped us from jumping into the pool.
we went up to daniel's hse after that and i played gunz on his laptop. damn cool lor. i want to download it too.
after that, i went to try out daniel's mum's massage chair. it made my back veri''suan''.
we also watched transformers and jun teck kept relating it to warcraft.
had loads of fun playing estate virus. the first 4 viruses were venosaur(vanessa), amanda, junisha, bowl jie.
me, daniel, evin and spencer teamed up and we were almost caught by amanda.
we spilt and i went to hide by myself. i hid behind a car and venosaur spotted me. she called for amanda to help her catch me but i took my slippers off and ran away at full speed.
later, i went into a truck and hid inside there. i came out ten minutes later and hid behind another car. best of luck, cos venosaur popped out and caught me.
i watched berwyn and jay play billards, and berwyn was giving us boring speeches on our behavior.
i left at 4.15 cos i had to fetch my dad from the airport. will really miss my 6b frens...
fell like crying now..wahhhh!!!!!!
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6:59 PM
Thursday, November 8, 2007
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1:55 PM
Saturday, November 3, 2007
okies!!! i'm posting again cos there was a mysterious person in my cbox.
lets start with yesterday.
5 boys came 2 my house to practice soccer. ''Fortuanately'', it began to rain.
i wanted to play at the void deck downstairs, but my mother said that it would affect the neighbours...
after that, we played xbox for about 2 hours.
we got bored after that and proceeded 2 play blind mice.
the blind mouse was tack jun and he kept tripping.
little did he know that it was me who tripped him.
as we were in an air-con room, the whole room smelled like a pigsty cos we did not bathe.
not surprising cos we're hitting puberty pretty soon.
Ohh!!! before i forget, we had a friendly soccer match with 6d.
lost super badly.
anyway we scored one goal(better than nothing rite), more like i scored the goal lor.
not saying that i'm very good, but jay was so useless lor. he own goaled 2 times lor.
anyway hua shin was a damn good goalie.
he saved like how many hard shots. have to congratulate him for that.
some guys will be going away overseas so our team will have only 9 players
so sad
i went 4 the mastery labs camp 2day with herk yuan
was damn fun cos we dissected a frog.
our team was the least bloodiest cos no frog blood was spilled and we were very clean.
luckily, no one freaked out upon looking at the intestines of the frog.
arghhhhh.... could not make it 4 my cuz, Diya 2nd filming of the "Mission 4" (due to mastery labs camy) variety program today which will be aired this coming Tuesday nite at 8pm on channel 8. My bro and my parents, together wif my uncle bb and family, aunty choo kim & lynette went to support her and daren tan. heard fr my bro tat it was really fun and he and cuz lynette may appear on TV this coming Tues nite. Do watch out for them hor>
tat's all for today's updates lah. bye!!!
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6:12 PM
