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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Fun: Manning a help-desk!Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?Male customer: Hello... I can't print.Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and.....Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Is that your left or my left?

Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...
Helpdesk: And now hit F8.Customer: It's not working.Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.Customer: OKHelpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?Customer: YesHelpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah ... that one does work!

Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a Capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
A customer couldn't get on the Internet: -Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?Customer: Yes I'm sure. I watched my colleague do it.Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?Customer: Five stars.

Helpdesk: What anti-virus programme do you use?Customer: Netscape.Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus programme.Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer.

Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you?Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can You please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?Helpdesk: Uhh? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be
helping me?

Helpdesk: How may I help you?Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, I have the letter " a ", but how do I get the circle around it?Jul 3, 2005

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can't stop sleeping.
me crazy bout fried stuff
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#3 2 more pairs of canvas shoes
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